What you’ve all been waiting for…

It’s been a while, but it’s that time again.

    Two fortune cookies.
    One fortune.

The uneaten fortune rested face down in a pile of fortune cookie shards. See for yourself.

Exhibit A

Turning over the fortune revealed this pearl of wisdom, and please note that I only wish I was funny enough to make this part up, “A pleasant surprise awaits you soon.”

I have to assume this was an intentional message vis a vis the litter box.