The latest edition of Nerdy Show will make sweet ear-sex all up on ya. It’ll get you ear-preggers. Man or lady. It don’t matter.

I’m just going to blame that entire train of thought on having been awake for 20 hours on half my normal dose of coffee and move on. There is no delete. Delete is regret. What’s passed is in the past. Let us forge ahead into a bold new future and never again mention ear-sex.

Last time, I swear.

While I’m at it though: they’ve got a crazy Minecraft contest going. If you are into crafting mines, you should do it to the max.

Finally, I would like to share with you the Wikipedia article that most fails to cash in on the potential of its own title. Behold.

H.G. Wells and Tesla both predicted systems quite like our modern internet — up to and including live streaming media. Tesla’s vision was superior, I think you’ll agree, as it was predicated on data transmission via lightning bolts.

What I would like to do is get back to How I Killed Your Master. Folks ask me about it at every show and questions about its status pop up in my email all the time. Here’s where we are on that: I pay for the art, colors, and lettering on every page of HIKYM. Back when Marvel and DC were hiring, that was easy. These days they aren’t and I’ve got to conserve my spending. It’s the typical freelance story — you’re either swamped or starving.

I’ve got some feelers out in the world. Probing. As soon as we’ve got stable funding to take us from the next page to the last, we’ll jump right back on the HIKYM train.

Meanwhile!

Atomic Robo forges ahead with the first issue of its sixth volume The Ghost of Station X.

It looks like this.

This one is our take on a modern tech thriller with a little sci-fi and gratuitous explosions thrown in. It’s the same formula as Live Free Or DIE HARD but without sucking.

Anyway! What I’m getting at is: you should get it. You can do so at your local comic shop. If you don’t have one, I suggest these online retailers — Things From Another World (20% off) and Midtown Comics (15% off).

Oh, and the recently released collection of our fifth volume? That’s now available on your iOS and Android devices as well as PC and Mac via ComiXology for almost five bux.

I don’t mean to come across like a huckster, I just love these stories and want to share them with you! Like a creepy stranger! Down an alley! Late at night! Cupping a dead pigeon! Where am I going with this!

Listening to someone explain the events of any given episode of True Blood makes me want to die.

Same with Game of Thrones, though (sorry, nerds).

The language of that previous post was uncalled for.

What I should have said is:

If you are not down for Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine, then I hope this happens at you.

What is it? Man, I do not know. But you deserve it.

I have one thing to say to people who do not want to play Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine.

And it is, simply, this:

Thank you for your time.