It’s been a while, but it’s that time again.
- Two fortune cookies.
- One fortune.
The uneaten fortune rested face down in a pile of fortune cookie shards. See for yourself.
Turning over the fortune revealed this pearl of wisdom, and please note that I only wish I was funny enough to make this part up, “A pleasant surprise awaits you soon.”
I have to assume this was an intentional message vis a vis the litter box.
