Readers have been begging me to update the Cast section for years. It’s been a daunting effort that I’ve avoided with all my power. The short version is that the HTML for the Cast section was forged from the babbling language of dead things that whisper in the night. Also, there were some unnecessarily complex tables that, when viewed from a certain angle, could bend time. But luckily for you, there’s an excellent wikipedia entry for all of 8BT’s characters. You should check it out, as I heartily endorse this product or service.